{"id":291511,"date":"2022-11-11T16:45:58","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T21:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/?p=291511"},"modified":"2022-11-11T22:00:58","modified_gmt":"2022-11-11T22:00:58","slug":"don-t-let-the-cooks-who-created-these-18-food-monstrosities-set-foot-in-your-kitchen-this-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/news\/don-t-let-the-cooks-who-created-these-18-food-monstrosities-set-foot-in-your-kitchen-this-thanksgiving","title":{"rendered":"18 People Who Messed Up Thanksgiving Sooo Badly, They&#8217;ll Never Be Asked To Host Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. This expressive turkey: He&#8217;s just happy to see you! u\/beef_swellington \/ Via reddit.com 2. This pickle pumpkin pie that I&#8217;d probably try once, TBH: At least it looks like they used sweet pickles. u\/24Landry \/ Via reddit.com 3. This mac &#8216;n&#8217; cheese turkey mess: We&#8217;ve got to draw the line somewhere. u\/MoldyCheesebuns \/ Via reddit.com 4. This horror movie monster that will certainly give me nightmares: No, but like&#8230;what if it started crawling across the table at you?? u\/flailking \/ Via reddit.com 5. This turkey that was cooked well-done: Just a little crispy. u\/BilesOMrian \/ Via reddit.com 6. This turkey that looks like an actual crime scene: Aww buddy, what happened here? u\/Particular_Swing_860 \/ Via reddit.com 7. This turkey dessert that just looks wrong in so many ways: Depending on what kind of &#8220;gross&#8221; you are&#8230;that turkey body could look like two different things. u\/bigfootsbestfriend \/ Via reddit.com 8. This pie with a slight char: Got that nice caramelization.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m just thankful I wasn&#8217;t there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[110,108,1,112],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drinks","category-lifestyle","category-news","category-recipes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}