{"id":394107,"date":"2022-12-01T09:01:22","date_gmt":"2022-12-01T09:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/?p=394107"},"modified":"2022-12-01T10:50:47","modified_gmt":"2022-12-01T10:50:47","slug":"green-eggs-and-libraries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/news\/green-eggs-and-libraries","title":{"rendered":"Green eggs and libraries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever get the urge to set a world&#8217;s record? It happened to us while we were drafting a set of new goals to attain &#8212; having long ago crossed such mundane daily tasks as waking up, opening and closing our eyelids, and breathing off our list. So we went to the library to check out the Book of Guinness, figuring it would be chock full of ways we could cement our place in the annals of history. Preferably something that wouldn&#8217;t require too much effort. Like sleeping. Or daydreaming. It took a bit of searching, but we finally tracked it down. And what a rip. Not a single world record inside. Just photos of barley-based brews &#8212; some in bottles, some in steins and the rest slopped all over the counter. Guinness, it seems, has more than one meaning. Since we&#8217;re pretty easy-going chaps, we had a few laughs at our own expense. But other folks weren&#8217;t the least bit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever get the urge to set a world&#8217;s record? It happened to us while we were drafting a set of new goals to attain &#8212; having long ago crossed such<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[110,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drinks","category-news"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}