{"id":93329,"date":"2022-08-01T00:29:21","date_gmt":"2022-08-01T00:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/news\/the-internet-s-gta-6-takes-are-so-bad-they-brought-shitty-gamer-takes-back-from-death"},"modified":"2022-08-01T00:29:21","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T00:29:21","slug":"the-internet-s-gta-6-takes-are-so-bad-they-brought-shitty-gamer-takes-back-from-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/news\/the-internet-s-gta-6-takes-are-so-bad-they-brought-shitty-gamer-takes-back-from-death","title":{"rendered":"The internet&#8217;s GTA 6 takes are so bad they brought Shitty Gamer Takes back from death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rumor has it that Grand Theft Auto 6 will let you play as a woman . And a man. According to a report published by Bloomberg , the protagonists will be &#8220;a pair of leading characters in a story influenced by bank robbers Bonnie and Clyde&#8221; and the woman will be &#8220;Latina&#8221;. The internet responded to this in its usual calm and considered manner. Ha ha, no, people lost their damn minds. The Twitter account Shitty Gamer Takes used to bless\/curse us by uncovering the and highlighting videogame discourse at its worst&#8212; speedrunning demonstrates a lacking work ethic being just one memorable example. After six months of dormancy, it was revived for this special occasion because there are people out there convinced that if the next Grand Theft Auto does include a playable woman it will be &#8221; GTA 6, The Woke Edition &#8221; and that Rockstar has &#8221; ruined gta with this woke stuff &#8220;. Which seems like a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The rumor of a female protagonist set off a round of particularly bad opinions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,107],"tags":[271,34,178],"class_list":["post-93329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-video-games","tag-rumor-has-it","tag-technology","tag-video-games"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/omni48.com\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}